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raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim
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juilan:

Why you playing games?

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

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sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

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dubstepfordads:

if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again

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unvocalise:

things never get easier, you just get better

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