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sarcarstic:

antoinettemalificus:

mew2:

why this cat so big

I want it. It’s a giant snuggley dumb cat

MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM…..BOOP…..MLEM
  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt
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officialwhitegirls:

I’ll wait
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ukeking:

the secret to losing followers is being yourself

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h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

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psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG
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largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door
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placatory:

when you overhear someone telling a story all wrong when you know the whole truth

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ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

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lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

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