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guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

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chickenuqqet:

when you see a cute guy and you’re with your pretty friend

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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hartbxg:

hartbxg:

you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment 

its going hardcore tonight

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fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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  • parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know
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shuttersmiley:

laina:

my hunch was just confirmed that a white girl runs the “common black girl” twitter account

There is not a black person alive that wishes they were a teen in the 50s

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uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

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